(Source: bricesander, via pizza)

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via ant0rm)

spaki:

pornhub’s video player is better than tumblr’s

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alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

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Oliver Queen’s terrible life.

(Source: akscully)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via laughtime)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via orgasm)

1500hp:

cant wait to have kids so they can hate me and take all my money

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming, via unescapable)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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me as a parent

(Source: trolltina, via dafunnyposts)

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

(via collapsed)

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

(Source: k999, via cumfort)

johnflansburgh:

im so upset that i can’t talk to bugs because i don’t want to kill these ants i found in my room but i also don’t want them here why can’t i just tell them “hey dudes you’re just doing you and i appreciate that but could you do it somewhere else” and they’d be like “yeah dude but we’re hella hungry” and i could just be like “well what if i just give you guys a sandwich a month or something” and they’d be like “hella” and i’d be like “hella”

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

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