frustrated kid trying to get his mother to respond to him but she’s too high to say anything. obviously something that happens on the regular. this will probably be one of the hardest things you watch all year

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

(via heliolisk)

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

(Source: theunknown-abyss, via thedailylaughs)

you lose every right to complain about the nsa watching you if you’re happy about jennifer lawrence’s hacked pictures

(Source: lolazo-net, via dutchster)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via happiest)

memeguy-com:

Smooth

memeguy-com:

Smooth

they never expect a dick to the face

they never expect a dick to the face

they never expect a dick to the face

they never expect a dick to the face

they never expect a dick to the face

they never expect a dick to the face

(Source: jardinpixie, via dutchster)

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

reneelajolie:

Dude.

(Source: zarriallau, via sleepyguzmanthemariachi)

shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

(via happiest)

take notes developers. this is how you do a trailer. it’s been too long since i’ve seen a trailer that wasn’t “OVER ELEVENTY BAJILLION AWARDS FROM AN EVENT YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF” or vague quotes from gaming press. i’m extremely interested in this game

made a video of my favorite characters lavabending their broship away